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Sassy but always classy. Well, almost always.

Sweet but you don’t want to mess with me

You won’t find it as amusing.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

Sometimes it’s good to just be in a …mood. *shrugs* If you are sassy OWN IT.

Don’t be careful. You could hurt yourself.

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying, That’s Goddamn right.

No One Here Gets Out Alive.

I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.

“Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane”

Try and cross me. Haha that’ll be fun.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog!

Kings are irrelevant.

“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful”

“I do a thing called what I want”

Handful simply means a lot of great qualities all in one.

“Too glam to give a d–n”

I’m refined and too expensive for you anyway.

My love is to die for.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer”

. Don’t mess with a short girl.

“5’2 but my attitude 6’1”

Open your eyes look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?

“You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now”

“Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues”

“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile”

I don’t see one, do you?

“Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today”

“Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack”

“Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine”

“If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes”

I’m not bossy, I have leadership skills”

“Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute”

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smiles and reply “that’s the point”.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Have I drunk the entire relationship?”

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough”

Play from your fucking heart!

Sometimes you’re the windshield

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring.

R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.

“Be savage, not average”

“If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice”

“I keep it real cause I’m not afraid to make enemies”

“I want a bf :/ and by bf I mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye”

“I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach”

“People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act”

“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody”

You were born an original, don’t die a copy.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Never, never, never, never give up.

What we do now echoes in eternity.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Friends can come and go, but banners hang forever.

The other side of this is a good man has been liberated.

It’s like the mob. We know what life we got into.

It would be hard for me not to improve your team.

I bet you thought we were going to be sad, huh?

I wouldn’t say differently. I would say better

I don’t tweet. I don’t Google, i Instagram.

Good job. Thanks for giving me another one.

Hopefully, it smells a little bit like champagne.

We go together like drunk and disorderly

This is my two seconds. I must enjoy.

Like crabs in a bucket right now.

Don’t hate the media, become the media.

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

Life isn’t as serious as the mind makes it out to be.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.

You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is.

Bio under construction… check back soon.

I’m going to update my Bio….but better you focus on your own.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my bio.

Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my a$$.

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Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?

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