Jokes in english

A joke is a form of humour that uses words to evoke laughter. It can be used as a way to make fun of certain aspects in life, like people or situations. Jokes are usually told during social occasions and contain one or multiple punchlines at the end.

Jokes are an interesting thing. We all love them, but what makes a joke funny? A lot of people have theories about this and some believe that there is no real explanation for humor. However, today I will share my own theory with you on why jokes are so funny!

In this post, I will be going over some of the more popular jokes people have shared with me in my English class. Some are pretty funny and others are just plain weird. Regardless, these should give you a good idea of what to expect when trying to make someone laugh!

 

I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

 

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

 

 

What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!

 

 

I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.

 

 

 

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

 

short funny jokes in english

 

What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!

 

 

 

Where do boats go when they’re sick?” “To the boat dock.

 

 

 

I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

 

 

 

What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

 

 

 

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

 

Jokes in english for adults

 

 

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

 

 

How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.

 

 

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

 

 

 

Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

 

 

 

My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!

 

 

 

Jokes in english for friends

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

 

I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.

 

 

 

What kind of car does an egg drive?A yolkswagen.

 

 

 

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

 

 

 

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

 

 

What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days

 

 

That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

 

 

 

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They’re making headlines.

 

 

I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

 

 

 

What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days

 

 

 

Jokes in english for whatsapp

Which is heavier, 200 lbs of feathers, or 200 lbs of bricks?The feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.